I left here with memories of me being awesome.

Well the time has come for Brody to choose his friend. The finale has come and Brody is pulling out all the stops. Beginning with a visit from his mom. Her "test" is a lie detector test. She is scary. She also prompted Brody to call and say "For Real hide all the booze because she doesn't know I drink".

Favorite questions include:
"Do you think Brody likes someone in this house more than you?"
"Do you find Brody attractive?"
"Do you like porn?"
"She really keeps herself to fitness.." (not a question but still funny.)

Next the fellas had a hometown date with Brody (hometown date is the Bachelor terminology but I think it will do the job here) where the boys will introduce Brody to their fam. Before they do he sends home someone by having them open some envelopes with tickets. This elimination was confusing. He gave the commercial ticket to little Chris to send him home and the other guys got a plain piece of paper to go home. That is because they are flying on a private jet aka BROFORCE TWO (the smallest private jet ever).

We learn more about Femi his family is really nice. Femi's family has equally interesting names; Funmi, Rod, Bunmi, and Yemi. He had an adorable nephew who Brody wanted to use as a wingman. Femi's ex is cute but has a rough nose and is nowhere nearly as attractive as he is. Femi is not as cool as he thinks he is though, trying to get back together with the girl that cheated on him. Silly. This move will ultimately cost him.

Luke's family is nice. His mom told Brody about the time that Luke gave up his Senior Prom to take a sick girl to her Prom. Pretty Quality. His friends are jerks. They were heckling Brody and Luke didn't stand up for him. Of course they were heckling him by asking where Spencer was. Not that great of a heckle.

Brody gives them one last chance to defend themselves and attack the other guys. Then he gives the boys tuxedos and sends them in two cars. One will end up heading home. One will end up at the party to celebrate real Bromantice love. Femi was sent to the garage watching it on tv (Brody and Femi had a terrible goodbye) and Luke partied in style. So Luke won his condo and a sweet Scion with rims.

I will miss you Bromance.