Hello, do you need a refresher?...I tell. You do.

Chuck wakes up with flashes of memories that remind me of that Nicole Kidman film, Eyes Wide Shut. He also has a giant tattoo on his wrist with some kind of design apparently he got roofied and tatted. He followed a strange anonymous note to the "ultimate private gentleman's club." Chuck wasn't meant to be there, the note was for Bart Bass. He was in some kind of super secret dangerous club.

The new teacher (from Teach for America), who allows her students to call her Rachel, seems to be having an inappropriate relationship with Dan. She thinks Dan's writing is genius.

Blair is working to exact revenge upon Rachel for the detention she gave her and the new no cell phones at school policy. She begins her campaign for destruction by sending a text to Gossip Girl about Dan and a certain lonely teacher. She is young and cute but she is no Serena. All this plotting gets Blair expelled from Constance.

Then Dan is trying to comfort Rachel and Serena sees. She takes a photo and makes it look like they are really having that inappropriate relationship. This gets Rachel fired and Blair back into Constance. My question is why is she having late night meetings, early morning breakfasts, and other rendezvous. It is an inappropriate relationship whether or not they are sleeping together. Rufus was in on her firing.

Dan is so righteous and positive that she didn't do anything wrong and is also a little bummed because he and Serena called it quits. When he goes to apologize she pulls him in to her apartment so they can actually sleep together. (suspicions confirmed, slutty teacher) Meanwhile she is being reinstated because the school doesn't want to get sued and Serena is calling to try to work things out with Dan.

The real bummer is the fact that Blair's dad sees the real her. He is disappointed to find out she is such a conniving witch and that is the worst punishment of all.

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