That's the problem with an open invitation, can't keep out the Hoi Polloi

My DVR and I are finally catching up on things. Here is the latest on Gossip Girl. (You know I wouldn't dissapoint)

Let us begin. Blair is a potential member of the Colony Club. (women clad in pearls and argyle and just as catty as the mean girls in high school) Chuck was hiding in a Bangkok Opium den and is brought home by Uncle Jack in a disastrous state. He will not even remember who brought him home. He will throw himself a big giant party with many drugs and alcohols. Then Chuck will spend a few minutes teetering on the roof of the building and Blair has to spill her guts to him again and give up her dream of high society. She talks him down so the romance that I am most excited about may continue. When Uncle Jack takes Chuck home there is an reference to some secret Uncle Jack and Blair shared on New Years. What was it you may ask? I think it was sex. The ultimate secret.

Serena returns home from Buenos Aires and has broken up with Aaron. Yay! Serena and Dan back together. Is it to good to be true? Probably because Rufus has been looking for the child he had with Lily. We find out it is a boy. Then Dan finds out the truth. He wants to tell Serena but

Mean girls, meaner than ever and picking on some poor Asian girl with glasses, named Nelly. Too bad that girl holds a lot of secrets that could destroy and little J is setting the girl free. Jenny gets an offer to be the Queen Bee since Blair is too busy worrying about Chuck. She turns it down. Maybe Little J has turned over a new leaf?


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