I'm just reading the Brown catalog and I ordered a home dreadlocking kit

Really creepy. Rufus and Lily are back together (and having loud sex) and so are Serena and Dan even creepier.

Today is the day the kids find out about Yale. Dan is in. Serena is in but lying about it and Blair is wait listed. She can't go to Princeton, that is a trade school and you know Brown is full of Trustafarians. What will she do? Typical Blair things manipulate and lie or just wait for Serena to turn her acceptance down and then move into her place. Serena actually wants to go to Brown. But it is unclear what will happen with her and Dan.

Teach for America produced the new teacher at the school. (boo) She looks like she is very, very young. And she will probably turn out to be bad somehow. She crossed Blair already and that will be a mistake. She might also have a crush on Dan? Blair tries to ruin her and she takes down Blair in the form of detention and getting her back on the Yale wait list.

Chuck is trying to exact revenge on the uncle Jack. He has to recruit Lily to help him. She just wants to mother him which is admirable but he is not at all interested and she is going to help him. The way she does it is by adopting Chuck and becoming his legal guardian. Uncle Jack tries to rape Lily at the Opera in the powder room. Chuck repays Lily by busting down the door and saving her. She will give Chuck the company on his 18th birthday in exchange for being in Lily's family. He is moving back in to her house.

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