Spare me those expressive eyebrows. I can't wait 'til you get botox.

Gossip Girl this week centered around two main plot points.

Dan is forced throughout this episode to keep the secret of Lily and Rufus because Lily wants to tell Serena herself. This is keeping Dan in the creepy position of wanting to tell Serena and wanting to date a relative? I mean it is not like they are relatives. Well okay it is a little weird. Anyway the mean girls "put a hit out on Dan Humphry." A hit means collect as much gossip as possible. Someone stole Dan's phone and then the mean girls leaked the info on Gossip Girl. The damn text message medium. So easily intercepted This is going to be weird for Serena and Dan and reunite Lily and Rufus. Eww. It is too much for me and everyone in NYC knows. Unfortunately this alleged child died tragically last year...or so they were told by the parents of their adoptive son. (What a great idea to get rid of Lily and Rufus, ingenious.)

The other main plot line is that Chuck inherited the controlling share of Bass Industries. Uncle Jack is unhappy about this and is trying to ruin Chuck. That damn morality clause. Chuck also hurts Blair, again. He tries to make things right and Blair gives him a blast with the truth. I like her trying to protect herself. I think she will be able to hold out until the end of this season at least. It appears Chuck will disappear again back to Thailand? Maybe Cambodia.

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