Heidi begins by daydreaming about her wedding. Real swans, a cake with white cake, white chocolate, mouse, and truffles. You only get your perfect wedding once (and two crappy fake weddings before that).
Things to do before the wedding:
Choose a maid of honor-Holly wins. Stephanie thought that she was going to be the maid of honor. Did she really think that was happening?
Get Mom's blessing-Spencer is begging for forgiveness from Darlene and she chokes out a hesitant blessing.
Dinner to talk LC into coming to the wedding- Brody and Lauren have their last dinner. They exchange stupid talk about their little ears. Brody also thinks that this is a mistake but knows that she will regret it if she doesn't go. He also has a plan to make a fart noise as Heidi walks by him down the aisle.
Bridal shower-Audrina, the most polite of all, points out that someone should be writing down the gifts and who gave them so that Heidi can write thank you notes. Holly might have noticed if she didn't show up late and immediately begin swilling champagne.
Get tuxes-Spencer would like a tux to make him look like the "white Jay-Z."
Ask the minister to leave out the "does anyone have a reason why these two should not be married"- Good thinking Spencer.
Rehearsal Dinner-Holly is trashed and throws a potato across the table ruining Heidi's $10,000 dollar purse. She is then told by Spencer that 25 year old people do not throw food at dinner and to prove how mature she is she throws a fit. Sobbing she heads for home.
Say goodbye to the old gang at the old house- Trip down memory lane, Lo and LC have their last bbq and Stephanie and Brody make up. They hug it out. Stephanie asks again if LC will come to the wedding she is still leaning towards no. "I'll be at her next one." Love it!
Get a Manicure- Holly apologizes for causing an scene and stealing the show from Heidi. Heidi decides not to un-maid of honor her. Bummer. I think Stephanie would have loved to step in.
Worry and Pray about an appropriate church kiss-This hadn't occurred to Spencer until right before the ceremony but he is truly worried about it and truly they did pray.
Finally the time has come for the wedding. Special guests include; Justin Bobby, looking a little bit like a transient, Stacie the Bartender, who came with Charlie, and last but certainly not least Kristin Cavallari. Will Lauren come? Of course, how else will they do the changing of the guard. LC and Heidi have a nice little conversation about how happy Lauren wants her to be and how Heidi is not wearing too much jewelry (she is trying to be nice). The actual ceremony is fine. I am a person who loves weddings. I watch any wedding I can on tv and usually I get choked up. Not this one. I didn't feel a thing. I wonder why? My actual favorite part was when Lo leans over to Lauren and says "Third times a charm, right?"
This episode ends with Kristin Cavallari asking to be set up with single guys and talking about what a good guy JB is (Audrina looks mad) and her catching the bouquet. Simultaneously LC is leaving through a side door and getting into her town car. Goodbye LC. You will be missed.
This picture seems suspicious to me. Audrina, Kristin Cavallari, Stacie, and Lo. Is Stacie going to be a player next season? I really wanted to see the reception. I want to see all the hooking up and craziness and I never got to see any swans. I think my questions could be answered by this show called Speidi:the Wedding Unveiled, unfortunately the awesomeness of this Hills season finale overwhelmed and killed our satellite dish.
Goodbye LC I will miss you!
a killer blog-post indeed! i liked spencer's "white jay-z" ambition.
ReplyDeletethanks for keeping me informed all season. i didn't have to watch a single episode, but i still feel like i'm in the know. well done!