Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Last of the Brohicans

Okay so this was totally a throwaway line but I am enjoying the boys' enthusiasm for incorporating bro into words. The truth is that this week's episode of Bromance was full of memorable lines and moments.
The fellas were challenged in a variety of ways. First, they showed their strength in the Broathlon. This competition asked them to ride a recliner chair down a hill and through an obstacle course, jump a small bike for distance, and raft across a pool on a raft made of blow up dolls and held together by lingerie (classy touch).

Then to highlight their softer side Brody got really bromantic. He had a fire pit, some margies, and candlelight in an homage to the Bachelor (which I forgot to watch. TV is so awesome right now my DVR and I can't even keep up). He just wanted his bros to open up. This would lead to one of the 3 'men in tears' segments of the show.
At this point, as a viewer, I am concerned about two characters Chris P and Femi. Femi is a source of irritation to everyone in the house and refers to himself as a different animal. Is he a horse, a zebra, an eagle? Whatever will win him the challenge which he never wins. What to do with haters? Femi has an idea. Treat them "like the Ratpack, Sammy Davis Jr. playing the piano" (because Femi thought that he was blind and played the piano, neither of those things are true). He also made made my favorite, Gary, the lovable goof, cry. Then said in a most callous manner, "whatever, he made himself cry." Chris P just can't be himself around Brody and is trying way too hard. Brody takes him a vodka bar in hopes of getting to know him better but instead Chris P just gets too wasted and can hardly create coherent sentences, let alone share with Brody just how he feels about him. Let's just say he spent the whole evening vomiting as well as the next day in the van with the guys. It was very disgusting.
The best part of the evening was when Brody took the guys on a sunset cruise...to elimination. When he eliminated Chris P they sent him out to sea on a little raft. I thoroughly enjoyed this part.
Another triumph. I am so looking forward to next week's special guest, LC.

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