In other words she's a fauxcialite

Runners up for the title of this post:
"Those suits never did fit right."
"That is a Carrie Underwood song not a life choice."
"If you cut revenge out of the Bible there wouldn't even be enough to make a pamphlet."
But seriously fauxcialite. I love it.

Serena wants to trick Gabriel into giving the money back. She tries to lure him back with the "old pregnancy ruse". He says that he doesn't have the money Poppy does. It is very confusing because she said that he had all of it. Dan is freaking out and tells Lily. She says she will take care of everything. She is trying to protect Serena's rep by paying off the investors. Gabriel is off the hook but Poppy has to pay.

The gang realizes they need someone that nobody knows. Georgina is going to prove useful if they can talk her into it. She is crazy and way into God but this could work for the best. She also wants to be forgiven by Blair so she will do it. She gave Poppy all the Bible money to set her up and then she sent her on her way. Poppy is out and not arrested.

Too bad Serena got arrested instead. Lily set up Serena to save face publicly, keep her out of trouble, and teach her a lesson about following mom's directions. Serena is going to spend the night in jail.

All this scheming forces Blair to blame this on Georgina and then turns Georgina back to her old self. "Tell Jesus the bitch is back." Seriously who writes this show.

At some point things took a turn because Dan and Jenny are now okay with Rufus and Lily getting married. Rufus gets Eric's permission and is preparing to propose. Jenny tries to distract Lily while Rufus sets up for the proposal by telling her the entire plot of Twilight. Rufus finds out about the fake payoff that Lily set up to pay for Dan's tuition and the jailing of Serena. She sounds just like her mother. They will not be getting married any time soon.

Blair and Chuck are still in relationship limbo. She can't move on with Nate when he is there playing with her emotions. Is it real what they have together? Chuck let's her go. He doesn't mean it but he does it anyway. That would be the old Mariah Carey If you love someone you let them fly. Blair decides not to move in with Nate, he didn't want it either but they will be attending the prom. (Mariah tangent she was at the Pacquiao/Hatton fight this weekend with her husband and the announcers said "there's Mariah Carey and her crew." Sorry Nick Cannon you are still not famous enough. Although those boxing announcers are a little old and out of it that has to be a blow to one's ego. Also, yes, I like boxing.)

Next weeks gossip girl looks very interesting. Brittany Snow(she is adorable) will be playing Lily in the 80's and we are going to watch a flashback. I can't wait. This is a picture from the well regarded movie John Tucker Must Die. Yes, I watched this movie more than once. In my defense HBO constantly played it last year.