A girl like you...should be yachting in the Maldives not breaking up with a high school boy and fighting with your frenemy

Jenny's sweet 16 party. Jenny wants a low key affair because she doesn't have too many friends at Constance/she wants a normal low key party. Penelope set up the party to ruin Jenny's birthday. Serena enlists Poppy Lifton in the party planning, a jet setter and party girl. Jenny feels like her party was stolen by Serena and tries to wreck it. She sends a blast to Gossip Girl and all these rowdy party kids come to drink out of keg cups, dance on the table, and have sex in Serena's bed. Serena is slightly embarrassed in front of Poppy and the sophisticated crew. The party is broken up with the cops and who will take the blame.

Did Nate and Blair have sex? No, but Blair is definitely sneaking around. She has been bringing him breakfast. Chuck is working to entangle himself in the confusion. Blair tries to talk Nate into ending things with Vanessa by likening them to Brad and Angelina. Vanessa is the new Jennifer Aniston. Nate doesn't seem like he is really into it with Blair after he ends thing. Vanessa will not take this lying down and teams up with Chuck (maybe she will be taking it lying down). Sweet Revenge. She and Chuck definitely have some sexual chemistry.

Dan's financial aid is denied so it starts a big conversation about Rufus and Lily moving in together and officially combining the families. Dan is prompted to recite the lyrics to the Jefferson's and Jenny will recite Hulu. None of the kids are thrilled.

Mindblowing revelations:

Vanessa and Chuck might be starting some kind of relationship. They definitely hooked up.

Serena is heading to Spain to avoid the grounding and reclaim the excitement that used to be her life. (look forward to potential nuptials with some Spanish dude)

Nate and Blair have their first kiss or another kiss.

Dan has a fan who wrote him a letter and he talks about all through the episode. When he finally calls him it turns out to be Scott. The son of Rufus and Lily (who they think is dead). Scott's adopted parents try to continue to keep it as a secret.

Strange subplot note: Daroda, Blair's maid is going out with the doorman to the Vanderwoodson's building.

90210 Update: I stopped watching it but the return of Donna Martin (graduates) may make me start up again. Good for Tori Spelling.